Three of the most random poems ever written

The clumsy dragon

There was once a dragon,
Who slid down the mountain,
And fell with a bump on her head.
She flew to the doctor,
As she said, “I’ll hug ya”,
Cause she realized she was saved,
Not dead!
The doctor said, “NO!”,
“I’m not your bro!”
All you need is to snooze on your bed!
The dragon was fed,
Then she went to bed,
As the sculptor made a statue of her saying:
The End!

Pac-man

Noah sat on his bed,
With a thought in his head,
That tomorrow is school,
But I look like a fool,
I must get ready for a Pokémon duel,
But he played a game of Pac-man instead.
The pixels changed,
As he moved away,
From the walking multi-colored dead,
The mom said SON,
Diner has begun,
But the boy continues sitting on his bed.
The mum takes it away,
Noah said but I’m still playing¬¬¬¬¬¬¬,
As he spluttered and cried on his bed.
Suddenly…
The Pac-man said HI
Now I’m alive.
So, let’s not bother to play it again!

This is so not a poem

Poem, you want a poem.
But they are boring.
And so lame!
I mean it wastes your life…
And that’s such a shame.
But I rather write one.
Instead of having a bad day.
I’m not trying to be rude,
But I don’t like to right too often.
Rather play!
Wait, I’m writing a poem, right?
Why don’t you right one for bubble bee?
Shut the computer,
Pick up a pen,
Write a story,
but don’t ever read this again!

 

Oscar

Believe me, I’m a Londoner T-REX, I am six years old but thin as a big leafy tree. My hobbies are reading and playing with toys, especially my friend REXY, and also I like playing Lego.
I would like to share some of my favourite stories that I have written in Bubblebee, and I hope you find it funny. Please write some stories and share them to this website. I know all about dinosaurs and Jurassic world, that’s why in the future, I would like to write some more stories about dinosaurs.
Here are some of my favorite stories: Dino Cove, Roald Dahl and other dinosaur books!!! At school I am so so so so so good at maths, that why my teacher calls me a mathematician!! By the way, you can check out some of my videos on YouTube called ‘S.O.K Channel’. Enjoy ^_^

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