The Devil Diner Lady

Monday, a boring Monday. School, math, English, and even more English. Monday means double English. Fnix was having a boring lesson on the first day back to school.

Lunch was next. But the diner lady changed. She looked so different that she was obviously someone else! She gives slop for lunch as Monday is bake beans day. That means she can cook anything with bake beans.

“Here you rat.” Moaned the diner lady. “Quick, you are holding the line.” But the diner lady herself was holding the line. She was trying to find her pack of chewing gum.

At home, it was quiet, Fnix rang the doorbell. It looked like Fnix’s step mum changed the ‘ding, dong’ doorbell with a ‘Shhhhhh…’ doorbell.

But it wasn’t the doorbell that said Shhhhhh… It was dad. He was watching the old matches of ‘FIFA world cup 2018’. Dad did not care about Fnix ever since his mum died. Fnix could hear his dad say “shoot, come on, shoot, score!!!”.

His step mum came and open the door and complained “Your dad these days… I don’t think he will ever change”. Ever since the dog died, she has been moaning. The weirdest of all is she keeps on saying “A DOG’S BONE CAN’T EAT STEAK WITH ME.”, every time she eats steak.

He came in and realised that dad had bought a new dog. Fnix loves dogs but he will get an allergic reaction. They named him Natly because dad wanted to remember Fnix’s mum even though the dog was boy. Both of their dreams were refiled like a bathtub being filled by water.       But none changed. None.

He asked them why they were so boring. But just as Fnix expected, they would answer the question with an old once upon a time story. The reason why Fnix did not like the trashy old story’s is that just because that was their past was bad, Fnix himself must have the same experience. For example, a long, long, long, long, maybe not that long time ago, people had holes. But now in the technical 2019 we have something very holy that is used instead of holes. It was called… TOILETS! You may think that is very silly but in Japan, you have bum heaters on the toilet (Step mum should stop moaning when she has a try…).

The next morning, it is the teacher training day. Day of school! But something was on the news. The school cook has killed the Deputy head, English teacher, Violin teacher, ICT teacher and the Language teacher. Because his intelligence was high. If you highlight all the first letters of their job, it would spell DEVIL! The diner lady is a devil! PANIC! He knew he had to break in to save the school. But first… He would need to find an excuse to leave the house. “Dad, can I go to have some ice cream?” asked Fnix suspiciously… “Pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeeeee?”

“But you already bought some Cornetto yesterday.”

“Then can we go to the…”

“Is this an excuse for going to school???” Dad thought.

But Fnix had no choice to tell the truth since the nearest Ice cream shop is right next to the school

“Ye…”

“Great, let’s go!”

Dad was so excited to see him wanting to go to school since he normally didn’t want to on a school day. But he forgot something. To get his car after the car tyre was flat! So, they had to walk.8 hours later they still haven’t arrived. So, they came back home. It was 9 pm and they are on the doorstep. Then they had late diner. Then they slept late then… OK… too much then??? Mission failed.

Wednesday. He found out that the diner lady was dead at the age of 89. You know what that means celebration at lunch! Mission completed!

Oscar

Believe me, I’m a Londoner T-REX, I am six years old but thin as a big leafy tree. My hobbies are reading and playing with toys, especially my friend REXY, and also I like playing Lego.
I would like to share some of my favourite stories that I have written in Bubblebee, and I hope you find it funny. Please write some stories and share them to this website. I know all about dinosaurs and Jurassic world, that’s why in the future, I would like to write some more stories about dinosaurs.
Here are some of my favorite stories: Dino Cove, Roald Dahl and other dinosaur books!!! At school I am so so so so so good at maths, that why my teacher calls me a mathematician!! By the way, you can check out some of my videos on YouTube called ‘S.O.K Channel’. Enjoy ^_^

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